Minus Clever Theme = Mindless Rambling Monday

I'm not making fun, I swear, but I struggle with finding something that I can focus on to make a post.  I keep scrolling through my blogroll -- the out-of-control laundry list that it's become -- and am bombarded by day-themed titles assault me with their productiveness.  (I'm so lazy and disengaged from this post that I'm not even looking at this when I type, I'm trying to catch The Office.  Which is why my dumb ass doesn't get any writing done.)

Mistaken Identity Monday, Terrible Haircut Tuesday, Wacked-Out Store Clerk Wednesday....
I can't commit to that, but I did look for help elsewhere just to get helpful hints like:

Describe what you see in this photo. Describe what you don't see-- the interior. Describe the person who comes out of the place. What does the person do?

 I see a shack that was probably nailed together by dwarves or ginger kids.  The interior is coated with a 6-inch thick layer of petrified maple syrup.  There is only one room in the shack, and it's currently occupied by gnus that eat nothing but cheese curds.  The person that comes out of this place is...obviously lost.  It's a maple gnu shack and there's nothing for him here.  Then he remembers the cheese curds.  He thinks he can take the gnus in a fair fight.

See, I can do this!  Next!

The chimpanzee is looking into your face. What is she trying to say? What is your response? 

 

Chimp: "Feed me or I'll rip your face off!"

Awesomeness: "Aaaaaaaaaahhhh!"

What did I learn today?  I don't take writing exercises very seriously and I have no imagination.  I'm also too lazy to write anything worth reading.


Is it cheating if I already knew that yesterday?


"Knowing is half the battle." - G.I. Joe