I Think Casey Jones Wrote My Horoscope Today

I also don't believe that anyone should "shop shoveling coal..."

"Knowing is half the battle." - G.I. Joe

Valentines Day Horoscope

February 14, 2010

1. Taurus (4/20-5/20)

   If there was ever a time -- no, absolutely destined -- for the beginning of a romance, this, for you, is definitely it. All the cosmic lights are green. Very green. So when you're invited out, do yourself a favor. Forget all about washing your hair, doing your grocery shopping or any other shallow excuse you had lined up to avoid this. Get dressed -- nicely -- and go! 

Whoever writes this shit is creepily accurate.

• I am at the beginning of a romance...in the grand scheme of things.  We're in year 15 of, what could possibly be, a 50-year relationship.  I would qualify that as a beginning.
• I'm wearing green!
• I did not wash my hair today.
• I did not go grocery shopping even though we're almost out of milk and diapers.

Holy crap!  When I was invited to drink and play card games with Mr. A, I totally did.  I ditched all of my other plans, started pouring down the vodka and....

Yeah.  I'm drunk.  And will probably delete this tomorrow. 

Happy Valentines Day!!

"Knowing is half the battle." - G.I. Joe

Today's Horoscope

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   Taurus (4/20-5/20)

   You're the master of ceremonies. You're a fountain of cheerfulness. You're slated to have big fun no matter what you end up doing with yourself. Since you probably went over all the possibilities in your last slow moment, you're ready to move as soon as the mood hits you. Maybe you're up for a fresh attack on a project that once defeated you. Maybe you'll paint bright colors all over something that usually bores you to tears. Whatever you do, do it with gusto.
   

 Dead on, horoscope.  Dead on.  What did I do today?

• Slept until 9:15.
• Turned on my fountain.
• Built houses in Sims 3.
• Washed some of the kids' clothes.
• Checked my email.

But I did do it all with gusto.

"Knowing is half the battle." - G.I. Joe