Okay, so I finally got some sleep and I'm ready to go again...I think.
Today, I'm looking at dumb laws. I'm typically a law-abiding citizen (I speed sometimes), so I want to make sure that I know where my boundaries are. In the state that I live in, some of the laws I must follow are:
You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
Well, I own zero dildos, so: check.
Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.
No speeding with a red mask on: got it.
No more than six girls may live in any house.
Only 3 girls live in my house: good to go.
It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling.
No missing teeth for me: thank goodness.
Whew! Looks like I won't be sent off to the slam any time soon.
"Knowing is half the battle." - G.I. Joe
