The Lesson: I don't normally watch the news. Aside from the fact that they typically just cycle through the same 5 stories, but they choose to break those up with "news of the weird" stories that no one cares about. Not that this is news to anyone.
What did I learn?
- In Israel, some chicks ran in heels. Incidentally, I do this all the time and it never gets covered on the news.
- Some hallucinating wackos think they see the Virgin Mary in bird poop.
- "Coming up after the break: A man who took the plunge...out of an airplane." It's called skydiving, idiot.
- Some kid who sailed around the world "might just be an adventurer."
- The lead in: "Some kids get a chance to entertain their inner wizard." The story: Some kids go to a camp where they play with frogs. The name of the camp: Frogwarts.
"Knowing is half the battle." - G.I. Joe
