Mr. A and I are not a cutesy, hand-holding kind of couple. As a matter of fact, our quality time usually consists of getting plastered and trying to kick each others ass.
At games. All in good fun, I assure you.
Last night was New Super Mario Bros. Wii night at the Awesomehouse. Specifically, the Coin Battle mode. Time to get our game vocab straight:
Cock-ass: Congratulatory term for the winner of the round. In a sentence, it would sound like, "You fucking cock-ass! I would have won that one if you didn't push me off the cliff."
Which brings us to...
Buddy fucker: Phrase used to describe the player with the winningest spirit. Buddy fucker has what it takes to win the game and not let anyone else stand in their way. Used in a sentence, "Why did you get the mushroom and the flower?! Dude, you're a total buddy fucker!" May occasionally be substituted with "cock blocker".
And let's not forget the all-important...
Cheatin'-ass bitch: This phrase can be used to describe either a male or female player. Please note, however, that it is funnier if you use it to describe a male. You would use it in any instance in which the other player is just completely annihilating you on the scoreboard. Unless you're Mr. A and you're completely drunk. Then you would use it to describe the player who dies every 5 seconds because, she too, is completely drunk. "You totally got, like, 8 coins on your way into the lava. Cheatin'-ass bitch!"
"Knowing is half the battle." - G.I. Joe
1 comments:
my boyfriend and i play video games like it's no one's business. the barrage of name calling and obscenities that ensue is almost embarrassing. i say almost because, well, some are just fucking great.
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