Today's Lesson: It always sounds wonderful not to have any scheduled activities for my vacation time from work. My work day is just so regimented and I'm just not naturally a person who takes to structure. Having some goals, though, is a good thing. Otherwise, I'm sitting on my ass all day watching everything we own pile up all around me.
What did I learn (so far)?
- If I litter the floor with the kids' water sippies, they will just randomly walk by and drink from them when they're thirsty.
- My living room rug smells like ass, feet and vomit. It's 6-inch shag. I'm not sure how to clean that.
- My kids are content to play all day so long as I don't get up to try to do something. If I do, then they want or need my attention.
- I actually own Underworld: Rise Of The Lycans. How long has that been there?
- If you Google "things you need to know" you get "50 Things You Need To Know By 50". It includes such pearls as: Do the dishes naked. Growing your sideburns a 1/2 inch longer will make you look slimmer. You are not going to win the lottery. If someone says "Smell this," don't.
"Knowing is half the battle." - G.I. Joe
0 comments:
Post a Comment