This lesson: It's all about why I don't normally drink. In 1999, I was celebrating New Year and I partied a little too hard and got alcohol poisoning. Well, what do you want? The world was supposed to end. I got ripped off.
Flash forward to today, 10 years later and I still can't really drink right. I get sick whenever I smell alcohol.
What did I learn?
- When I mix Smirnoff Vanilla with Kahlua in Coke, there is no alcohol smell. Only vanilla and coke.
- It only took 3 glasses of this to get me completely wasted. Incidentally, it also got me curled up in a cold sweat on the bathroom floor this morning.
- Outlaw Golf for the Xbox is tons of fun. It's even more fun when you're wasted.
- Steve Carell is the announcer for Outlaw Golf. I wonder what they would have to pay him for that same gig today...
- Playing video games until 4:00 in the morning when you know your kids will wake up anytime after 5:00 is beyond stupid.
"Knowing is half the battle." - G.I. Joe
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