Santa brought many wonderful presents to the AwesomeHouse this year. Then The Grinch had to show up bearing gifts. What did he bring this year?
- For the girl: A fever of 104.
- For the boy: Sore throat, diarrhea and severe diaper rash.
- For Mr. A: A trip to Walgreens because some asshole, who will remain nameless (Grandma), didn't bother to call us while we were out yesterday to tell us we were out of milk.
- For me (and then subsequently everyone else): A dozen rotten eggs. I just bought those fucking things last week. No deviled eggs this year.
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