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Saturday, April 3, 2010

Oh Yeah Star Wars, You Sexy Bitch!




Yesterday morning started out the same way it always does.  I got up at 5:00, made coffee, zoned out for about 1/2 an hour.  Eventually I have to get up to do the work thing, so I put my coffee cup away and take my laptop back to the office to find:

Mr. A.

naked

sitting in his office chair

with a sock in his hand

and so I look at his computer screen

no porn

I'm confused

or he's confused, I dunno

then he tells me, "Star Wars Galaxies"

uh huh, I see...

slowly back out of the room

"Knowing is half the battle." - G.I. Joe

4 comments:

Wendy said...

WTH??? So he fell asleep in the chair the night prior, like this? I wouldn't think a sock would be very conducive to....! Argggh, what's even scarier is that I know what he looks like. LOL

Awesomeness said...

Not quite, Wen. He actually came downstairs post-shower that way. I think he was looking for clothes in the office (where a bunch of his clothes are) and he got sidetracked.

That's the way I'm choosing to believe it anyway.

Who knows... ;0)

drollgirl said...

ahahha! your man sounds rather entertaining!

Awesomeness said...

He has his moments.

I actually think that this sort of stuff is the real secret to a long marriage: when both parties have too much blackmail material on each other to separate, they stay together forever.

Aw! Romance! :)